[MUST READ] The things that sex forces u to do

8 THINGS SEX CAN DO>>>>

1. It makes some people religious = Oh my
God, Yes Lord
2. It gives some people their first musical
lessons = mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh
3. Makes some people natural observers =
fast, fasterrrr!!!, yeah fastestttt
4. Makes some people anounce their own
obituary = U are killing me, I'm dead, I'm
finished, u will kil me ooo
5. Makes some ladies become terrorists =
Destroy it!, don't have any mercy, Just tear it.
6. Others become respectful = I promise,
okay,
yes I will
7. Makes some people become loyal = Luv u
endlessly,... u own my life,... am urs forever,...
u
are my world.
8. Makes some ladies turn beggers = yeah pls
don't stop,... continue pls,... give it to me...

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