[LOlz] Must Read! If Missing Malaysian Flight 370 Were Nigerian.

Do you know what will happen if this was a Nigerian airline?

First of all, there might be no speech from the President. But there will be lots of news of Dame Patience traveling and needing the entire State to shut down because her royal highness is passing by. All hail the queen. Secondly, if and when the officials finally do leave their busy schedules to talk about the missing plane, it would go something like …

“The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh. Let us not tarnish the image of Nigeria by acting as if this is a new thing. After all, planes have missed and crashed before. Even if a terrorist is responsible, is there any country that has not experienced terrorism? The great America has experienced terrorism, so how much more, Nigeria? We should all continue to pray that God will expose the enemy and show us the location of the plane and all the people inside. If you have heard from any of the missing people, please ask them where they are.”
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