Funny:- See The List Of Footballers Whose Appearance Does Not Suit Football

NOTE:- This Post is For Fun Only, Do not take it Personal…

* Mario Balotelli (Gangster Rapper/Hip Hop)

* Wayne Rooney (Boxing)

* Gerrald Pique (Taxi Driver)

* Bacary Sagna (Native Doctor)

* Oliver Giroud (Modelling)

* Daniel Osvaldo (Actor)

* Aristedi Bance (Armed Robber)

* Ramires (Sugar-Cane Seller)

* Scott Parker (Choir Master)

* Raheem Sterling (Athletics)

* Daniel Agger (Art)

* Gervinho (Native Doctor)….

* Kaka (Evangelist)

* Ronaldo (Love-Vendor)

* Messi (House Boy)

* Lampard (Pastor)

* Sturidge (Streetboy)

* Bale (Hunter)

* Benzema (Crown Prince)

* Carrick (Estatemanager)

* Anderson (Street Hip Pop)

* Luiz (Militant)

* De Gea (Sales Boy)

* Cahill (Pundit)

* Kompany (Military)

* Wilfred Bony (Farmer)

* Yaya Toure (Bodygaurd)

* Luis Suarez (Vampire)

* Ba (Imam)

* Steven Gerrard [Gas Man]

* Iniesta (Bar Man)

* Anelka (Me Suya)

* Torres (Petrol Attendant)

* Ozil (Eye Witness)

* Ibrahimovic Be Looking Like Colombia Drug Smuglers

Add Yours, Keep The Fun Going…


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