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HOW TO KILL AN ANT?Mix chilli [pepper] and sugar and keep itoutside the ant’s hole for it to eat.After eating it, the ant will search for somewater near a water tank.When it’s there near the water tank, push the ant into it. Now the ant is wet and will go todry itself near a fireplace.When it reaches the fireplace, put a bombinto the fire.Boom! The ant is now injured.Then take the wounded ant to the ICU. There the ant will be put on the ventilator. Now theant is safe in the hospital.However at night, sneak into the ant's roomand remove the oxygen mask from its mouthand kill the ant. Very easy,right?buddies! Let' gooooo Ant killing this weekend!

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