Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Reacts On The Ban Of Gay Marriage In Nigeria

Alas oppressionism has befuddled the
appendage of the innocent gayous Nigerian. I
am overghastedly flabberwhelmed at the
current social media crinkum-krankum set
ablaze in the furnace gargantuan gaga fully
odoriferous and bugabooish in this phase
and time. The drama is combustible. The
police, our
most obliquyous Machiavellian baga-bubu
has begun their disdain of molestation. The
legalintercontinenta l ballistic missile
unsaphronisatio nistically unleashed by Mr
President has caused a global rejection,
commotion, and OBAMA has pooh-poohed his
mumbo-jumbo. Nigeria has maniacally
accepted a perfidious hockery-pockery of a
legalisationism whilst ignoring the poverty
portraits on that bewildered, repugnant,
wretched faces of the earth. This is not terra
ferma for me and it is clearly a terra
incognito. The discobolus generated by the
sola-campus nuances is flawless like the
biblical ‘MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN’. Now
the country is in a political Bermuda Triangle
and if we do not take very urgent and
responsible steps to meander the interstices
of eschewable cataracts, land mines
waterfronts, icebergs and ox bow lakes of the
gay ban, the ship of the Nigerian state has all
the capacities and possibilities of berthing in
the disastrous and pestilential aqua of a
terminus aquem.

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