[COMEDY] LAST YEAR 2013 VALENTINE REPORT IN NAIJA BY AKPOS THE COMEDIAN!

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According to What the Prolific Comedian Wrote On his Facebook Page, he Carried Out An Investigation Last Valentine, 14th Feb 2013..SEE His Report Below...
(1) Engagements .........12%.

(2) Heartbreats ........92%.

(3) Wife caught cheating ........79%.

(4) Husband caught cheating .......78%.

(5) Condom sales ........N17m.
 
(6) Fastfood sales ........N105m.

(7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes,prinsoners/cells,beggars/destitutes .........2%.

(8) Night club sales........ N525m.

(9) Joint& Cool Spot sales.....N58m.

(10) Girls in hospital over Love.......482,631.

(11) Boys in hospital over Love.........397,506.

(12) Girls arrested for fighting over Boys.......33,876.

(13) Boys arrested for fighting over Girls....... 66,405.

(14) Wives beating husbands in public.......804.

(15) Husbands beating wives in public...........1,209.

(16) Exchange of boxers for BB/Tecno/Money For Brazillan Hair........4m.

(17) Divorce........ 557.

(18) Pregnancy .........39,572.

(19) Number of switched off phones on Feb 14......125m.

(20) HIV/AIDS........2036.

Play cool and safe!
Don't be a Victim!
STAY TUNED FOR THIS 2014 YEAR'S REPORT AFTER THE VAL CELEBRATION!

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